- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Obama = ebola

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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