- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Want to hear a joke? Obama

I had 99 problems Solved them all

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

I'm Coming

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

A baby seal walks into a club.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Women's rights

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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