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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

This is a joke.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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