What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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