- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

I love pissing people off :P

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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