- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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