whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Who wants water? I do.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

How many light bulbs? 1

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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