Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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