Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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