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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

This is a joke.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Your gay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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