- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

What's brown and sticky A stick

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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