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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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