A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Justin's life

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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