Niall Horan

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

diarrhea.

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

A shark ate your mom

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

why wont me daughter eat my feces

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

y u no like me joke?

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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