Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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