Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

An anti-joke

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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