- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

okay so theres this guy.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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