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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

What's big and purple? Barney

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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