- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

THE GAME

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

AIDS

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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