What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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whats black? the colour

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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