yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

You had better thumbs up this post.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Smelly Indians.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Anti Joke

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