- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Your mom is so old she died

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

What? Yes.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

why are black people so fast? because there black

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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