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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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