- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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