What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

cats are pussies

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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