- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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