- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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