Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

The FCC

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Knock Knock No solicitors

The New York Giants

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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