- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Iif your reading this ur gay

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

A praying mantis is very graceful

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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