what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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