- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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