- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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