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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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