- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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