- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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