- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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