- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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