There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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hey hey apple

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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