What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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