Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

women's rights.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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