- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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