Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

women's rights.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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