- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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