I wrote a funny joke.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

women's rights.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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