- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

No it doesnt..

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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