Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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