Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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