- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What's funny? Women's rights.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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