Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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