- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

hey hey apple

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

How did the dog die? He was put down.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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