- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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