How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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j.p. is dumb

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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What do black people eat? Food.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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Dwight Howard

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What is the name of the car? What

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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What do I hate? people

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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