a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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hello anomonous

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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